Interlude

An excerpt from People Magazine's regular updates on the engagements, baby announcements, legal troubles, etc. of various celebraties:

DEATHS: "Tori Spelling's 11 year-old pug Mimi LaRue (inset) died June 17 of natural causes. 'I'm devasted,' says the actress, 35, who had her second child, Stella, June 9. 'I'm convinced she waited around to make sure I had the daughter I always dreamt about before she left us.'"

As much as I love my own morbidly obese pug, I'm afraid People wouldn't find our recent news about her deadly bladder stones quite as interesting as Mimi LaRue's passing. Perhaps this was a blessing in disguise...who knows if Tori's heart was big enough to love two daughters?