You know you are a trashy little monkey when...
You live close to the grocery store and decide to walk over so that you can take a grocery cart back to your apartment afterwards. It is parked safely on the side of my building, out of sight of managers and angry Smith's employees.
Also, when you wear socks with your birkenstocks.
I'm big into Flight of the Conchords lately. They never fail to make me giggle.
Fondly,
Sam <3
About Me
- Sam
- Sam: You don't like raisins? Joon: Not really. Sam: Why? Joon: They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council. Sam: Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff? Joon: They scare me. Sam: Yeah me too. Joon: It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them. Sam: It's a shame about raisins. Joon: Cannibals.
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